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Herman “Godfather of Pizza” Cain warns us all that the first sign of the apocalypse is a world without pizza.
Michelle “Crazy Eyes” Bachmann believes a magical supreme being with a zombie for a son designed the universe intelligently. Really? Then why did he design reality television?
In May 2003, the columnist and gay rights activist Dan Savage held a contest among his readers to create a definition for the word “santorum”as a response to comments by then-U.S. Senator Rick Santorum that had been criticized as anti-gay.Savage announced the winning entry, which defined “santorum” as “the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex.”
Governor of Arizona Jan “No Way Jose” Brewer passed a controversial immigration law that makes it a state crime not to carry proof of legal immigration status and will require Arizona’s state and local police to ask about a person’s immigration status if there is “reasonable suspicion” that he or she is in the country illegally.
Willard “Mittens” Romney, legendary tax evader, who is worth a quarter of a billion dollars, is paying significantly less in taxes than other high-income earners who pay 35 percent. Through the use of offshore tax shelters and other means, Romney pays a smaller tax rate (13.9%) than average taxpayers like nurses, firefighters, police officers and construction workers.
